Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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