dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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