dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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