Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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