i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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