I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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