Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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