Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Randomize
