I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
This is classic penis vs brain.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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