Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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