Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I don't want my vagina anymore.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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