CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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