I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
