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my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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