SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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