What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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