The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
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