So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
being pregnant is like rehab
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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