do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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