I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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