Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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