also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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