I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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