Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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