Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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