I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Randomize
