But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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