Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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