Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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