mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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