Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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