I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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