it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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