Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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