We're like a lot better than the average bears
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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