i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i barfeds in our rink
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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