You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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