Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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