Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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