we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
