I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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