My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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