you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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