bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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