Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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