VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Success! We fucked roommates!
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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