he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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