you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Naked. naked and bneed help.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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