So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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