You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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