its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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