Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
