I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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