what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just google imaged poop.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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