im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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