piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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