She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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