After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Edward fifth and chaser hands
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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